SQUISHMAS✦
24 SURPRISES
THE DECEMBER DROP 🎄

24 DAYS.
24 SQUISHIES.
ZERO SELF CONTROL.

The Christmas countdown that gives you a tiny dopamine hit every single day. Open one surprise, squish it, obsess over it, repeat until Christmas.

  • 🎁 24 daily surprises
  • 🎄 Christmas countdown
  • 🫶 Cute collectible squishies
  • 📦 Tracking included
$34.99USD · 1 calendar

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WARNING: you WILL have a favorite

WHY IS THIS SO ADDICTING?

24 DAYS OF SURPRISES

You don't know which squishy is behind the next door.

THE DAILY DOPAMINE

One tiny thing to look forward to every December morning.

COLLECT THEM ALL

By Christmas, you've built your own little squishy collection.

ACTUALLY FUN TO GIFT

No guessing sizes. No boring gift cards. Just 24 little surprises.

POV: you wake up excited in December

YOUR DECEMBER GAME PLAN

01

GET YOUR SQUISHMAS

Your calendar arrives ready for December.

02

OPEN ONE A DAY

Every numbered door hides another surprise.

03

TRY NOT TO OPEN ALL 24

We believe in you. Barely.

YOU COULD HAVE A NORMAL DECEMBER.

but why would you?

24 mornings.
24 surprises.
1 dangerously cute Christmas countdown.

MAKE DECEMBER LESS BORING →
Squishmas calendar with Christmas gifts
THE SQUISH CAM 📸

PROOF THIS IS ABOUT TO TAKE OVER YOUR FYP

Squishmas product photoDAY 1 👀
Squishmas product photowait this one is SO CUTE
Squishmas product photome pretending I won't open tomorrow's
Squishmas product photothe dumpling. THE DUMPLING.
Squishmas product photoDecember-you says thank you
Squishmas product photook one more door

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CHOOSE YOUR LEVEL OF CHRISTMAS CHAOS

Everything inside the Squishmas calendar

THE 24-DAY SQUISHMAS ADVENT CALENDAR 🎄

Your December mornings just got dangerously cute.

Behind every numbered door is another squishy surprise waiting to be discovered. Start on December 1, open one each day and build your collection all the way to Christmas Eve.

Or open six on day one. We're not your parents.

WHAT YOU GET:

  • 🎁 One 24-day Christmas countdown calendar
  • 🫶 A new squishy surprise behind every day
  • 🎄 24 days of unboxing energy
  • 🎀 A gift that's actually fun before Christmas even arrives
  • ✨ An excuse to wake up excited every morning in December

It's basically 24 tiny presents pretending to be one present.

I WANT MY SQUISHMAS →

WHO ARE YOU BUYING IT FOR?

FOR ME

“Correct answer.”

MY BESTIE

“Because she's absolutely stealing yours otherwise.”

MY GIRLFRIEND

“24 tiny gifts > one panic-bought gift.”

MY SISTER

“Temporary favorite sibling status unlocked.”

SECRET SANTA

“Suddenly your gift doesn't suck.”

Chocolate calendars are officially giving NPC

BORING ADVENT CALENDAR VS. SQUISHMAS

NORMAL CALENDAR

  • one tiny chocolate
  • gone in 4 seconds
  • zero personality
  • nothing to keep
  • NPC December

SQUISHMAS ✦

  • 24 collectible surprises
  • a daily unboxing
  • your collection keeps growing
  • actually giftable
  • main character December

FAQ

DON'T MISS THE NEXT DROP 👀

Restocks, new squishies and occasional Christmas chaos.

Squishmas Calendar

$34.99